May 2013
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
wartortles:
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
karkaties:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
oomshi:
my favorite sport to play is masturbation
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
jackingtonoff:
if sugar we’re going down doesn’t still get u amped every time u hear it then u ain’t no friend of mine
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
mememaster:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
That’s deep
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
keithmoom:
i lost my virginity can i have yours
you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
rodneykong:
how do you talk to people without saying weird shit
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
kiss-kiss-x:
Stop fucking yelling at me for not being happy
That doesn’t fucking help me
It makes me want to fucking put a bullet through my head
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
